No?  You want some, then?  Yeah?  Then we’ve got the party for you!  It’s the first annual St. Patrick’s day festival hosted by the good lads and lassies of the Pwn Depot!

Come by Blarney Castle on St. Paddy’s day for an evening of riverdance, shitty food, and alchoholism.  Also, we’ve got an Aussie and an Austrian on board, and they’re kind of Irish, right?  Oh, and Matt will read Ulysses in its entirety for anyone who’s interested.  Free Guiness if you stay awake for the whole thing.

P.S. If you don’t show up in green you won’t get in the door.  We’re bloody serious.