SFSAS is calling all cool cats to come chill at our pad. Strut on over in your best disco duds (Clothes Encounter, vintage by the pound is just a few blocks away) and enjoy our top 40 collection from 1976. The dance floor opens up at 6 PM this Tuesday and we’ll boogie the night away.

Bring something to drink and your friends (as long as they aren’t squares). Preston will be pouring our signature sazeracs for those that would like an old school drink. Other hip drinks will be available.

Catch you on the flip-side!

We’ll be throwing our weekly pa’ina (party) island style this week.

Bring your own island themed drinks - we’ll provide wai hua’ai (punch) with which to mix your alcohol. Also, Preston has constructed Mt Beersuvius on our back porch, you’ll have to come and leave a sacrifice before you are allowed extract its beery goodness.

Additional oihanas (activities) might include the limbo, a hula-thon, and island themed ki’i ‘oni’oni (movies) as a backdrop. Possibilities include “Aloha from Hawaii“, the 1973 Elvis classic and “Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style“, the 1992 made for TV special.

Leave your wine and fancy cheese at home, drop the top on your ‘64 and bounce over to our crib for an old school gangsta party tonight.We will have a limited supply of 40’s, Malt Liquor, Gin and Juice and some classic Gangsta movies. We be partaaying like its 1986, old school. You best bring your posse and some crunk juice (booze).

We’ll also be celebrating Lisa’s 21st Birthday, so come give her props.

This week theme might not mean much if you don’t know Jed Horne.

Jed’s spent the first part of the summer in Thailand and Cambodia and will be arriving in San Francisco on Tuesday. He leaves Wednesday for Mexico & New Orleans for the rest of the summer. Because he is only in town one day this summer, this weeks cocktail hour is themed after him.

He told us he’s looking forward to a mean Sazerac, and we’ll have one ready.

We’ll have world music with a heavy dose of New Orleans, Jed themed drinks (Sazeracs & cheap beer) and Jed themed food (?).

If you don’t know Jed, this is your chance to meet him.

A bit about Jed:
“I have an unhealthy fascination with minor dictators and exotic sex cults. And natural disasters.”
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So bring something strong to drink and some friends and we’ll figure it out.

We want you…

to turn up at this Tuesday’s Cocktail Hour. What could be more all American than chili dogs? Chili dogs with a side of red, white & blue Jello.

We’ll have patriotic episodes of the Colbert Report.

Please bring something patriotic to drink (Ben Franklin liked beer) and some friends.

“So don’t pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he’s not doing?”

–Steven Colbert

Join us for some white trash themed vittles & drinks.

We’ll be cooking up a storm with SPAMaroni & cheese, pigs in crescent rolls, cheesy tater tots & spaghettiO’s. Wash it down with a tangtini or ice cold Budweiser.

Entertainment will include highlights from WWF, Nascar, Slednecks (rubes on snowmobiles) and monster truck rallies.

Please bring something trashy (or not) to drink and some friends.

See you Tuesday, let us know if you have any questions.

Come on down, you are the next contestant…

Tuesday will be a tribute to the long career of Bob Barker. Price is Right is the longest running game show in TV history. The evening will feature pricing games involving drinks and snacks, a special airing of the final episode from the Price is Right from June 15, and our own modified version of Plinko, called Drinko.

You had better study up on the manufacturers suggested retail prices of household products by bringing some food and drink of your choice. Also, bring a friend if you like, you might need someone to snap a picture of you when you get called down to contestants row.

We’ll have the Weber Smoky Joe (TM) grill out back (MSRP: $49.99) grilling up Morningstar Farms Veggie Grillers Burgers (TM) (MSRP: $4.69 4 pack) and Johnsonville (TM) brand bratwurst (MSRP: $7.99 12 pack). You’ll get your choice if you can correctly guess the last number in the price of the condiments available. As usual, we’ll also have our signature drink, the Sazerac featuring Herbsaint (TM), the spirit of New Orleans (MSRP: $34.99 750 ml).

You can get to our place easily via transit, all MUNI & BART lines will get you acceptably close. Parking is scarce, but use the Mission & Hoff garage if you choose to travel in…
YOUR NEW CAR!

See you Tuesday, let us know if you have any questions.

Drunken boxers, flying guillotines, and ninjas.  This weeks Tuesday cocktail hour will feature all of the above.

Come join us 5:30-10PM tonight for a drink and some hors d’oeuvres, with a kung-fu ninja twist.  We’ll also have sazeracs for those of you who like that sort of thing.  Come early to see the knockoff roomba at work or stay late to see what happens to the Master of the Flying Guillotine .  Bring a ninja mask if you have one, or Preston can teach you to make one out of a t-shirt.

The fourth in a long series of Tuesday after-work cocktail hours will be held tonight at our place in the Mission/Castro, 5:30 - 10 PM.

We’ll be featuring sazeracs and Koyaanisqatsi , which should be an interesting combination, especially for the city planners.